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cats, cupcakes, and a little bit of crazy

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about

(via petermancuso)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via as-of-light)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

(Source: whackdonalds, via lidenskabelig)

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

-Ernest Hemingway (via amortizing)

(via imissthemusic)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
25vernon:

best line ever 
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

-(via megshroom)

(Source: grettypop, via summertime---lovee)

blindthoughts:

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Your kiss feels like home and I’m so fucking homesick.

-(via nibr4shi)

(Source: lovesthecure, via reason-to-smil3)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via hecklingxhoechlin)

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

(via guavabutt)